Three couples got married

Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Jeff the Bellboy.

The first man married a nurse.

Jeff showed them to their room, all the while thinking to himself, �Lucky guy! Nurses are known to be hot to trot.�

The second man married a telephone operator.

Jeff showed them to their room, while thinking to himself, �Wow, he�s one lucky dude. Telephone operators have such sexy voices and once you pop that top button.. Va-voom.�

The third man married a school teacher.

Jeff showed them to their room and thought to himself, �Poor sap. She may be pretty, but teachers are way too frigid.�

At 5:30 the following morning, Jeff reported to work. He expected the teacher�s husband to call for breakfast any minute, but was sure the other two wouldn�t call until much later in the day.

The phone rang at 6 a.m. and it was the nurse�s husband wanting breakfast. Jeff took breakfast up to the room and when the husband opened the door, Jeff stepped back in shock. The man�s pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.

�Sir, what happened?� asked Jeff. �You married a nurse.�

�Son, don�t ever marry a nurse,� the man sourly replied. �All I heard last night was her nagging voice saying, �You�re not sanitary, you�re not sanitary�.�

The phone rang again at 6:30 a.m. and this time it was the telephone operator�s husband calling for breakfast. Jeff took it to the room as quickly as possible. When the man opened the door, Jeff stepped back in shock. The man�s hair was neatly combed and his pajamas nicely pressed.

�What happened?� Jeff asked with surprise. �Telephone operators as supposed to be as sexy as their voices.�

�Son, don�t ever marry a telephone operator,� the man groaned. �All I heard last night was her nasal voice saying, �Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up�.�

Jeff returned to his desk, sure that the teacher�s husband would be calling at any moment.

Finally, at 4 p.m., the teacher�s husband called for breakfast.

Jeff couldn�t believe it, but quickly took the breakfast to the couple�s room. When the man opened the door, Jeff stepped back in shock. The man was wearing only a pair of boxers, his hair was a mess, and there were scratches all over his chest, arms and legs.

�My goodness sir, what happened to you?� Jeff asked, fearing the worst. �Did you have a fight?�

The man, grinning from ear to ear, happily replied, �No. Son, when you marry be sure it�s to a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy, smooth voice saying, �We�re going to do this over, and over, and over again, until we get it right�.�